you all may be concerned with the world ending in 2012

i johnny cage, interdimensional action movie star and multi-reality man of mystery ::adjusts $1000 sunglasses and flashes reassuring smile:: just wanted to allay all of your fears
you have my word, as the star of the upcoming dvd blockbuster He Who Punches Last Punches Hardest that i will not let the world fall to tree lizards, burning skeletons or space centaurs
sleep easy, internets

That's a relief

Thank god for Johnny Cage

it is such faith that you have the little people have in paragons like myself which keep us fighting the good fight ::stoic nod:: <3
trust in Johnny Cage 2012

Vote Johnny Cage for president in 2012.

Fag

test your might

... And so it begins.