New OJ thread

Just felt like this forum needed a thread that wasn't started by some babbling fucking oaf about nothing, shit.

this is so current with modern expectations of forum comedy, its like im on the forefront of fashionable funny. Thank you OJ, thank you for sparing us from an otherwise unbearable mediocrity!

Serious scientific research suggests that the content of a thread doesn't matter to the human mind, only the fact that it was started by somebody with some fucking hair on his balls

When surveyed about the content of a thread after reading it for 2 minutes, 5 out of 7 respondents could only remember hairy balls

Every time he says "incorrect" an American civilian dies. It's about time you banned him.

Every time he says incorrect a Dingo dog gets raped

...Mel Gibson and Russell Crowe get in a fist fight?

Steve Irwin takes another stingray tail to the asshole in Hell?

A kangaroo gets raped by an Aborigine?

Some college frat boy pours a Fosters out for his homie?

And the Great Barrier Reef shrinks by 7 acres

Terrorism is not a joke Sketch even in a continent with a ridiculous name like Oceania

Did you sit on a pine cone, or do you keep them betwixt your ears in lieu of functioning cranial capacity?

Alrek has it ever occurred to you to just stop posting on the internet