Me. And other shit.

I feel left out not whoring for attention about how i look and stuff. (only joking.)

So it's my turn. BITCHES.

Lets get the important people (maybe not to you.) i've met out of the way first.

This is me with my favourite person (apart from my gf christine ofcourse. *EPIC SAVE'D.*) of all time, Devin Townsend, it was my birthday present from my sister, she got me 2 tickets to see him live, best present ever.



This is me with Jeff Loomis, some people might know him for his work in Nevermore.



This is me with Maurizio Iacano, some of you with an eclectic metal taste might know him from as the singer in a Canadian band called Kataklysm.

My other favourite person in the world.

Me and christine + some of my friends. on the left Ste, and at the bottom being elusive, Amy.

A couple of photos from a gig i played with some friends in some ones house. Best crowd ever, like 20 people.
On the left, a big man called Nash, in the middle, Martin. And on the right a drunken cunt who thinks it's cool to rock out like you're on stage in front of thousands of fans.




And this photo, as you can tell. I shit myself from rocking out so hard.

I went through a stage of straightening my hair. What a puff.

This is one of my favourite photos ever, it's a picture of an IRL raid. (google if you dun goof'd and don't know what it is.) The first Scientology raid in Manchester, there were so many people who turned up.

On the left, you have a faggot in a balaclava, some people call him Flynn, Next to him is my brother, Joe. (he used to post on here a long time ago.)
And next to me is Cruicks, who also used to post on here.

And ofcourse, because it's what all the guys wanna see. DAT ASS.

Yeah i know i look totally different, and despite how gay i feel for doing it, the chicks just climb all over me like angry ferrets trying to eat my dick off.

WORK IT

how long would it take you to straighten it

that always seems like way too much work

Well i had to wash it, then i had some very good wax i stole off an ex-gf, and it'd take about an hour to sort out, because i'd have to keep re-doing it, which is exactly why i stopped.

Ugh yeah that's pretty horrible

Also i think my massive afro has some charm about it that no hair products could ever buy.

no offence but wearing guy fawkes masks if you are over 13 is fucking stupid.

also, 'irl raids' and, in fact, any use of online memes in real life, is actually sad as fuck. don't do it.

I always wear my guy fawkes mask in November!

Remember, remember, the fifth of November of gunpowder treason and plot.

so sad

OMG SRS BIZZNIZZ ALERT.

It was nothing fucking serious. The mask wasn't even mine, it was gentle fun.

Listen, Curly, don't listen to him.

I know how you feel about King James I!

when memes get used irl, that's always sad no exceptions.