i have never touched a girl irl. i've seen girls sometimes when i go out and they're just hanging around with nothing to do and nowhere to go. they hang out in bus shelters and places i don't know about. im pretty sure i always see them pretending to text someone so they don't have to make eye contact with me when i walk near them. i guess i can't blame them. i often like to think i'm a cross between gabe newell and jabba. but i have the charisma of george clooney. i take the time to approach girls in coffee shops and discuss their favorite blends with them. this usually ends 'ok' but more often than not the way i want it too. i've tried a lot of angles. i mean, i say: hey do you like arabicca blends? and they say: yeah! - and then i ask them go out with me on a hot date and they usually say no or get weirded out. i can't find the time to study where putting the right moment in appears to be on a conversation with a girl. i tried to read a book about it but it made me more confused. i don't get it. i don't know what it means. someone said to try and buy a girl a drink so i got a girl some ice water at a local establishment and she was like: ok. i didn't know her beforehand and i just walked up to her with the ice water and handed it to her. this is what the book told me to do. she wouldn't go out with me. i tried to pay her bill for her and she said no. i don't know what to do with myself.
I only enjoy girls as conversational partners and sexless equals and as goddesses it's the least I can do, my gender makes a bit more money than their gender on average. And so if they want to sleep with me I have to say yes even though I am mostly gay or else I'm super gay, and if I want to sleep with them I have to acknowledge the fact that my sexuality is a disgusting instrument of oppression. Women are hard and scary especially at first, but it get's easier just never think about the roast beef, when you touch it pretend it's something else, pretend you are feeding a farm animal something
I usually hug girls I'm friends with. A girl I like I'll end up playing a symphony with her meat harp. Beyond that, no.
ape fist how dare you post this thread you don't remember fingering my wet pussy slab that night after the otaku room closed down and we got wasted in our moms old station wagon to cope with our feelings of life... and each other
