Halo: Reach multiplayer gloating and other shenanigans

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  1. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    So, was in a Big Team Battle Bro Slayer - I was on a streak of 10 kills and no deaths and was aiming for another perfect but some douche who only minutes later quit (or was booted) assassinated me... cue sad face.

    I ended up leading my team with 26 kills and 3 deaths, leaving me with a 23 k/d spread and a 14 man killing spree.
    Also got all three post match top medals of the match: First Strike, Wingman (have 10 teammates spawn on you without you dying) and Killing Frenzy.
    Admittedly this all got rather easy since one by one members on their team rage quit out.

    Game link:
    Bungie.net : Reach : Game Details

    In other news Dune Crescent finally picked up a copy too. That should be fun. :p
  2. Erotic Joe Bassist of the bored

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  3. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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  4. Korynn Active Member

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    What's the max VS limit in this game again?

    ~K.
  5. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Depends what mode and what type of match.

    Normal Slayer is a 4 v 4 deathmatch (or sometimes 3 v 3).
    Big Team Battle is an 8 on 8 deathmatch which can also involve vehicles.
    Invasion is stuff like dominating certain zones and capturing certain points/items which I think is 6 on 6 or 8 on 8.
    Then there's multiteam which has 4 teams of 3 against each other in things like headhunter, king of the hill, etc.

    So I think it'd be 16?
  6. Dungeon Shaker GAY FUCKING FAT CUNT

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    Sketch didn't suck and Dune has picked it up?
    Two surprises in one post!
    The four of us shall form the greatest clan ever.
    We shall call it ALL OF YOUR CLANS HAVE STUPID NAMES WITH TOO MANY Xs AND SHIT IN THEM, YOU CUNTS but shorten it to FUQU.

    Shaker- The guy who drives the warthog, crashes, blames it on Bungie putting cars in a fucking driving game and still sucking at it despite starting the whole fucking trend and then immediately drives off in another warthog saying how awesome it is. Is in charge.

    Jimmy - Oppurtunistic shitbox. The quiet guy.

    Sketch - Stupid Australian Cunt.

    Dune - "So, this end kills people?"
  7. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    That's right bitch, *I* drive.
  8. Dungeon Shaker GAY FUCKING FAT CUNT

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    Fuck you, I'm the greatest Halo player in the world, in comparison to me all Halo players are shit, you're worse at Halo than Hitler would be if he played Halo etc etc etc
  9. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Take shotgun and like it, nancy!
  10. Jimmy World's Drunkest Wizard

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    Damnit, Sketch is always lucky playing games against easy opponents like little brothers, girlfriends, or people who just sit idle. :p

    I am an opportunistic shit, though, that is an accurate statement. Whenever I can I'll let teammates distract/weaken, so I can just pop in for an overkill (I've got a fileshare where I got an extermination with the freakin' Assault Rifle (And a grenade). :lol:

    I do get in over my head though, and will sometimes die repeatedly just to kill that one asshole who's hunkered down getting a spree (Like a sniper or sword guy), I'll just continually charge him until I kill him, no matter how many times I fall.
  11. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Hey I hang with skilled peeps all the time! :mad:
  12. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Speaking of, got my first extermination in a game of SWAT DMRs against some higher badged opponents. We got whupped in general but it was very fucking sweet to take out their whole team in a matter of seconds with nothing but some well placed headshots.

    No tank, Jimmy. :p
  13. Jimmy World's Drunkest Wizard

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    I think I still have 1 minute of render left if you upload it to your fileshare.
  14. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
  15. Jimmy World's Drunkest Wizard

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    Also, bitch, I never got an extermination with a Tank. Automatic Rifle, Turret Gun, Rocket Launcher, and Gravity Hammer.

    I almost got a killtrocity/extermination on Invasion with a Banshee but I wasn't paying attention. Got an overkill on the idiots running together with the core, and unfortunately I flew right by and behind the rock (It was on Spire) there were the last two idiots trying to jump to the capture point from below. They ultimately fell and died, they had no business attempting that jump, but there was a window that if I wasn't being an idiot I coulda picked them off.
  16. Dungeon Shaker GAY FUCKING FAT CUNT

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    YOU GOT A SHITLOAD OF KILLS WHILE FLYING AROUND IN THE FLYING DEATH MACHINE?!
  17. Jimmy World's Drunkest Wizard

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    The Banshee's controls are bullshit compared to the Falcon. You have to actively dodge incoming attacks whereas the Falcon automatically dodges just by moving. It's totally bullshit.

    Reminds me of the Family Guy Star Wars quote:

    Han: "Hold on, I'll lose them I know some maneuvers!"
    Luke: That's your maneuvers!? Listing lazily to the left?"
    Trooper: "Where'd they go!? Over there! listing lazily to the left! GO LEFT GO LEFT! Boy! This guy knows some maneuvers!"

    It's retarded that a Falcon can charge you head on, and if you shoot a homing missile directly at it, it can still dodge by moving slightly left, even while continuing on it's head-on collision with you.
  18. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    I'm sure that's not all at once ;D
  19. Dungeon Shaker GAY FUCKING FAT CUNT

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    Magnum, Assault Rifle and Grenade Launcher are now the only weapons I give a shit about.
  20. Skooch ٩(๏̯͡๏)۶

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    Give me a needler rifle and I'll be okay.

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