I went to the Francis Ford Coppola winery and did some wine tasting the other day. There was a lot of incredibly attractive young women with some old, just. . .disgusting, men. Like, it couldn't be MORE obvious they're in it for the money than if they had a shirt that said "I'm with him for his money". One guy was walking around with 2 women, one on each arm. All 3 of them were pretty normal looking, but the attitude this guy had. Just major lawls.
Wine is delicious! My mother used to work as a wine importer and we had endless amounts of quality wine and vintage gems in our home, perfect for a 17 year old sneak on a party streak. It's annoying to think about how I stole and squandered away great wine as a teenager. Now I have to fix my own stuff, and so I just stock up on cartons of cheap Chablis. I usually drink white wine because I am what you call an enthusiastic consumer and I can't have all that headache and grape lipstick that follows a night of binge-drinking red wine. But I think it's important to always have wine at home! You need something to offer ladies and other house guests. I used to invite neighbors for a glass in the summertime too, but that had to stop after the Groping Incident of '09.
